# Death To Freebees; Or, Freebees Für Alles

Saturday, April 2, 2016
By dreeves

News! We scrapped the overcomplicated concept of Freebees. But don’t panic! By scrapping it we mean that you don’t need to know the term “freebees” or worry about buying them: All goals can now be created with an initial pledge of $0. Can we get a hallelujah? (If you want to cap your pledge at$0, you still need a premium plan for that.)

## A Convoluted History You Needn’t Read

This whole Freebees thing is a remarkable example of the phenomenon of painfully, circuitously getting to something that in hindsight is obvious and simple.

In the very beginning we implemented something ridiculous we called ephemeral goals where you chose up front to make a goal a temporary test goal meaning it would self-destruct and screw you, user, if you forgot you had said that. That was no good at all, even if we’d come up with a good enough way to warn and remind you about the imminent self-destruction. In any case we needed some way for you to try Beeminder before actually adding a credit card.

I dug up some ancient notes detailing endless agonizing over different schemes for accomplishing this. For posterity, the top contenders (yes, they all had adorable code names):

1. Beeyonce (“if you like it then you better put a pledge on it”)
2. Simply Seven (roughly what we ended up implementing, with a bunch of improvements later)
3. Magnetic Fields (“don’t fall in love with me yet” — some variant of ephemeral goals)
4. Simple as Hellyer (ironically too complicated to convey in a parenthetical)

I’m glad Andy and Philip were groping along the way with us, proving that the final epiphany was not in fact obvious back then. I.e., it wasn’t just an instance of Bee and me having our heads completely up our butts.

In short, we started with a stupid, almost user-hostile implementation, went through a ridiculous sequence of iterations involving whole new terminology and a blog post — Freebees: Not Actually Free — and ended up at a perfectly simple solution that makes all the right things almost always happen without any of the intermediate rube-goldbuggery.

(I feel like writing code works that way. You keep adding duct tape and chewing gum to satisfy the different requirements and bugs that come up and then you gradually whittle it back down and end up with a few simple lines and it’s bewildering how you were too dumb to have just written that from the start. [1])

If you skipped over the convoluted history then you don’t know the catch when we say you can now start all goals at $0 forever. Which you totally can. But the reason for all the historical convolutedness was that we needed some way to get you to actually put in a credit card at some point. Until you do that Beeminder is stingless and pointless and when you derail there’s nothing for us to do but freeze your goal and let you stick your head in the sand. It’s terrible. Also we like money. But seriously, Beeminder needs to be a credible threat. [2] So the new solution is we just don’t let you create new goals at some point unless you add your payment info. What does “at some point” mean? We’re finding that out, with Science. As of this writing we’re randomly partitioning people into two groups: those who can create exactly 1 goal before they have to add a credit card and those who can create 7. (Aside: We don’t think of it as a paywall since you won’t be paying unless you go off track on a goal. We call it the commitwall.) ## Reclaiming The Term “Freebee” By the old definition of “freebee” — a goal with an initial pledge of$0 — freebees are now unlimited and free of charge for everyone. Which is to say there’s no need for a word for “a goal initially at $0” at all. That’s just a choice you make about any goal you create. But that term is so adorable that we can’t bear to throw it away altogether. Beesides, it has a pretty natural new meaning in this new world order that’s almost the same as the old one: A freebee is a goal you create before you’ve entered payment info: A goal with$0 pledged and that will just freeze if you derail.

We put a version of that in the glossary in case you forget.

PS: To be extra clear, freebees become forrealbees as soon as you enter your payment info. They still have $0 at risk but if you derail they automatically jump to the next pledge level ($5) and continue to increase each time you derail until you hit your pledge cap. (You choose the pledge cap when you create the goal now and hopefully it’s all nice and self-explanatory.)